“Go Ahead” Tarzan…
Let me introduce to you “Tarzan,” the Hubster. For over a year, he has watched me process post after post. He said, “It’s my turn!” So I give to you my husband, words of wisdom for today. Lord, help us all..Hold on girls…I will be back in a couple of days!
For years, I have been blessed to have a wife who has a short patience for a husband with a long face. You now what I’m referring to gents, when you want to go have that special “man” time for yourself…where you can escape all the stress of work and the responsibilities of a home and you look at your wife and hope she will say those two magical words, “Go Ahead!” Yes, we always enjoy the magical three word phrase “I Love You” but second in line is “Go Ahead!” (A very close second may I add!) That is the words we work for…weeks to hear. Almost, like when we were kids at Christmas and our parents would say, “Okay, you can open your presents now!”
Later in life, its’s simple, “Go Ahead” is the short version of “Get away from me, I’m doing my blog and I need you out of my hair!” In other words, “Your Driving Me Nuts.” But to we Gents, it means we get that release from all responsibilities, and for me that release is to allow my Cave man mentality to kick in and go in search of leaving the cave and hunting for that prize for the table to present to “Tarzan Jane.”
Many times, Tarzan comes home with nothing but a charge card slip from “Bait & Wait” or “Gutts & Glory.” But every once in a while, Tarzan get lucky and bring home prize for Jane. Here are some a few photos of such an occasion.
I hope you can understand the pleasure “Tarzan” feels when he is able to provide a prize for “Jane.” He should be proud. The two fish only cost the following:
- Fishing Vest – $50
- Fishing Poles & Reels $200
- Tackle – $200
- Bait – $20
- Cast Net – $65
- Gas – $50 Total= $765. Pride per pound of fish = $382
In conclusion, ladies next time your husband or significant other looks at you with a long face and comes home having spent half your life savings just remember, you were the one in the end who said, “Go Ahead!”
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Build something positive on your blog! Humor, inspiration and/or encouragement.
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